I’ve been told he is good buddies with Bob Gimp.

Bottom right is best costume idea. Green coat, blue necklace, no pants.

On the other hand, this is in Florida, so…

Can he please fill the pot hole in my heart next?

The ideal amount of coffee is “one more cup”.

Sleep is overrated.

It’s one banana Michael, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?

I am re-watching Jaynestown as I type this comment.

I’ll do you one better. What about fourth person shooters?

How else it gonna grow?

Every gamer ever: no scope headshots an opponent…“man I’m so good at this game!”

Also every gamer: dies from a no scope headshot…“this guy has to use an aimbot to beat me, so lame!”

If the costco gold card is just a hot dog, I won’t be a member for very long.

Psychologists HATE this one simple trick…

I mean. If AI is getting involved here, let’s just upload all the current GoT novels, the screenplays from the HBO shows that pick up where the books end, and tell chatgpt or whatever to adapt the remaining screenplays following the style of the novels. Maybe specify a minimum length of 2,500 pages to be safe.

Let’s not even bother to proofread it because it should absolutely remain garbage slop to reflect the quality of the show’s ending. Might as well add a pretty picture for the cover art too, for good measure.

You want old movies? How about Royal Wedding (1951). It has a scene where Fred Astaire dances on the walls and ceiling. There’s no cgi or special effects, it was just done with a simple camera trick.

So that means Chipotle will lead by example and start paying all their employees a livable wage, right? … Right??

I’m Danny Ocean, and I approve this message.

I don’t believe inflation is a serious problem. But that is just my 9 cents.

I initially read this as “halving human beings” and was like, wtf bro?!?

Muscles go up, testicles go down.