I like to mention this when the subject comes up.

Late one night, slide under the truck with a 1/4" drill and a grease zerk fitting. Pop a hole in the muffler and screw in the fitting.

Using a grease gun, add the filling of your choice: silicone, tar roof patch, etc. Maybe add some canned tuna for fun.

Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

It’ll cut the gear oil off you.

“Chemical Irritant” - I’m guessing CS or tear gas. Scanned the article and didn’t see it specified. Strange way to state things.

Note that use of CS and similar are banned under the Geneva Convention between armies. Used against civilians all the time by many governments.

That tasty gif never gets old.

Boom! Knocked the fuck out.

I mean, twenty gigs was more than anyone would ever be able to use.

Captain!

This sailor probably enjoyed your hospitality back in the day.

Thank you much!

That wasn’t SOAD? What about the Metallica Imperial Stormtrooper march?

I really like the interpretation of Cain and Abel having it’s roots in the transition from Hunter Gatherer to Agraian society. Gobekli Tepe and all that.

Another couple of fun ones are Christmas trees being forbidden in Jeremiah and cannabasam (forget where in the OT). I assume your uname is in reference to that cannabis use. The manna as psychedelic mushrooms is also a cool idea.

I like Cain and Abel/hunter gatherer vs agrarian theory.

The whole sons of god are angels having hybrid giant babies with human women is just a lot of fun.

Was raised in fundamentalism, lost my religion over a decade ago. (I’m cool with religious people that aren’t evil shitheads trying to brain wash children.)

You’re right about the snakes. Also, the plural tenses in Job are weird.

Not related to the post. What’s your take on the Nephillium?

Luuuv it. That’s a wall hanger.

Second on Scratch. Then Python or Java.

(Pretty sure windows doesn’t come with any compilers anymore. Even if it did, it lacks an ide.)

Fuck the fucking pigs. Guilty until proven innocent at this point. I give game wardens and postal inspectors a pass, I guess.

I hope most of them die in a fire and it hurts the whole time.

I had a dear friend who was gang raped by sheriff’s deputies. I reckon that’s just an anecdote.

Little people were employed in the building and inspection of B-24s. Henry Ford Collection

Guess there’s some sort of truth to what I remember.

Very possible it’s some crazy shit I was told as a kid. I’ll have to do some digging.

Is this your first day on the left side of the interwebs? Atheists and agnostics are the norm. We’re mostly over it and not every shitty thing done is a direct religious issue.

Religion is just another control. Causes not symptoms.

Didn’t they recruit little people to be aircraft mechanics in WWII? They could fit inside fuselages and wings?

That sounds terrible. I’ll definitely give it a try.

I’ve had raccoon, which was terrible. Never had the chance to try cat.

Sea cucumber is supposed to be a delicacy, but never had it. Sea urchin is amazing in my experience, but someone here on Lemmy said it was awful. It may be a preparation or freshness issue. I’d like to try sea cucumber.