Macchi_the_Slime

omfg 🤣🤣 yes. I think you cracked the code lmao!

How many times you gonna link that same Wikipedia article in this one thread lmao.

Someone didn’t watch enough Sesame Street as a child xD

It’s just a reference to Colbert talking at the White House Correspondents dinner in '06 lampooning how conservatives seem to constantly have beef with objective reality. Calm down kid.

Reality has a well known Liberal bias.

is this not just bone hurting juice? Have I been left behind by the memes?

A lot of the people that harp on about the bathroom thing don’t think about the day to day of actually living as a woman. For a lot of them most of their hate admittedly comes from sexual insecurity and being terrified of the idea that they might find themselves attracted to, and finally get a woman to agree to date them only to find out she’s “secretly a man” as they’d put it and that it “makes them gay” actually.

But like the bathroom thing? A lot of them don’t believe trans women actually live as women. They can’t imagine it. They can only think of it through the lens of what they would do given the “power” of being able to tell people they identify as a woman and having that identity respected. That they would go into women’s bathrooms and perv on women in there then just go back to being a man.

So obviously that’s what all of these so-called “trans women” must be doing too. After all, my trusted news sources are telling me that you can always tell so that person I saw the other day must have been one of them “transgenders” (it wasn’t, just idk… someone like my wife. A tall cis woman that used to be rather fat)

That’s one of the reasons it so often takes a close family member being trans for there to be even a chance they change their tune. They have to see first hand that no, it’s not a fetish, it’s not some ploy to perv on women in the bathroom. That it’s FAR from just “Walk into gender clinic. Tell doctor am gril.” and Doc says “Fantastic! Here’s some titty skittles, give me just a second to get my dick chopping scissors. Let’s build you a vagina!” they have to see how genuinely happy this person is just… living as their authentic self. Many of them still don’t, but the few that do change their mind have to experience it directly.

You’d think so, but a lot of that has to do with trans women getting much more attention because of the idea that trans men are “poor vulnerable girls that have been brainwashed into mutilating their bodies by groomers” and trans women are “the groomers” so the former is a tragic afterthought to the latter’s insidious agenda.

Oh thank you for reminding me about the Calibri thing. My teenager will be thrilled to learn that and incorporate it into every one of cleverly disguised shitposts he calls school assignments for the sole reason that it would bother the Chuds that currently occupy the Federal Government.

I’m sorry I’m confused. I mean script as in scripting as in the form of Delayed Echolalia where an autistic person will like repeat a phrase they’ve heard before usually entirely divorced from the context or use of the original. They heard the phrase “6 7” and it’s become something they just repeat randomly. Not like a font.

I have autistic kindergarteners that picked it up and it’s become one of their favorite scripts. Kind of annoying but I didn’t really care that much. Knowing it annoys this little freak though? Gotta say I’m warming up to it.

Basically “System 1” is intuitive gut responses, while “System 2” is anything that takes conscious effort to think through.

For a lot of people, 550/2=225 might look right at first glance (System 1) and only with conscious thought at what that division actually evaluates out to would they realize that 500/2 on it’s own is 250 and therefore the answer is actually 275 (System 2)

Plot twist: The 72 are all other incels like them.

Like quite a few early religious rules I will never be convinced that it wasn’t just a bunch of dumbass men couldn’t be arsed to keep their junk clean and got infections thus new ritual was born to eliminate the problem.

I think the claim is supposed to be that the parts of it that makes Israel look bad are what’s fake. Like the proof of them bombing civilians, or of their soldiers having called shot sniping contests on literal fucking kids. She seems to be claiming that we’re seeing fake videos that are showing Israel killing civilians rather than the dangerous Hamas militants they are and it’s brainwashing us into being anti-Israel.

I think the “theory” is supposed to be that the stuff about it that makes Israel look bad is what’s supposedly totally made up. Like “Oh those dozen videos of IDF soldiers playing a game to see who could snipe the most children in the genitals? That’s not real. Those were Hamas fighters. If you dumb kids knew the whole story you would agree with us adults in the room that Israel is in the right here.”

Still fucking psychotic, just a different flavor of psychotic.

Short version, Wife’s granddad was an old racist. Old racist granddad made wife mad. Old racist granddad wanted to impress some people. Wife casually asked old racist granddad about some super old super racist terms he said to her in front of said people to embarrass him in front of them.

From what I can gather it’s like a super old racist term for a black person. idk if I’d call it a full on slur, but definitely in that ballpark. But either way we’re talking like 1920s old. Like this term was at least 75 when my wife did this to her grandfather in 2000.

My wife basically did this to her racist grandpa one time. I think they were having dinner with friends and she goes “Gwampa, I have a question, is a ‘Jive-Ass Jigaboo’ the same thing as a ‘Jungle Bunny’?”

It did not go over well with her grandpa’s friends lmao.

Edit: My wife wanted me to add because I didn’t mention it originally that she was 15 when she did this. So she was 100% aware of the live grenade she was lobbing into this conversation. I was also misremembering a little of the context these people weren’t friends they were people related to her grandpa’s labor union basically he was trying to impress and really laying it on thick. One of whom was a black man. Hence it being this particular live grenade.

Wait, are you telling me that wasn’t a shitpost? That couldn’t have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.

Free will was a mistakeis such a wondrous thing.