Creatures of the world experience the next extinction-level event after two enormous arm-shaped protrusions in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean come crashing down, causing tsunamis of unimaginable size and ferocity. They take solace in knowing that their home planet is a “bro.”
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I can see the devices you use mattering. Where were you watching the videos? Do you have the Amazon app installed on the same device, or on a device with a microphone? My tin-foil hat theory is that the Amazon app is always listening from your phone, based on similar things happening to my wife.
Reminds me of the time when my uncle asked me to go get the dolly from his garage. I, being a kid and having no context for why he’d need a dolly, spent a few minutes in his garage but eventually returned with a Barbie doll still in its box. Fortunately, my uncle just chuckled, clasped my shoulder, and went to the garage to get his dolly so he could move his laundry machine. I often remember that day as a lesson in humility.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Roku Data Breach: Over 15,000 Accounts AffectedEnglish
1751·2 years agoAaaaaaand that’s why we all got the mandatory class action related agreement notifications. Scum.
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Games@lemmy.world•Two indie Steam games were disguised as Helldivers 2 to scam playersEnglish
151·2 years agoIf a kid’s got their parent’s credit card, I doubt they will bother with requesting a refund. They’ll just smash other ‘buy’ buttons until the game they want is downloaded. I’m sure some adults are like this, too…
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What is this thing?@lemmy.world•Picture of a thing, but what is the thing?English
2312·2 years agoNever mind what the picture is…why is it sitting on a large bed of ramen?
Theoden confirmed left-handed scum
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News@lemmy.world•Judge on Trump NY Fraud Case Receives ‘Serious and Credible’ Death Threats From MAGA
43·2 years agoBecause the chances of someone who disagrees with progressives being a murderous lunatic is much higher than someone who agrees with progressives being a murderous lunatic.
And I’m sure a depressing number of people will believe it’s real
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News@lemmy.world•In U.S.-China AI contest, the race is on to deploy killer robots
8·2 years agoSurely this will end in world peace.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Google is offering an on-campus hotel 'special' to help lure workers back to the officeEnglish
33·3 years agoFurther proves just how disconnected these people are
Downvotes coming from people who don’t speak ghetto Sindarin
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•An overcooked bread isn't well cooked. So a well cooked bread is necessarily not too cooked. And yet, asking for "well cooked" or "not too cooked" bread in a bakery have well distinct meanings...
25·3 years agoThis must be a non-American thing because outside of being raw dough or burnt, I’ve never once had to clarify how cooked I’d like my bread.




I drove Linux Mint for a bit when I was trying to quit Windows. The only thing that made me go back was that, while I could install Steam, the game I was playing at the time (Destiny 2) wasn’t compatible with Linux — as in, I couldn’t even launch it. So I’d switch back and forth for a bit; Windows for gaming, Linux for everything else. But at the end of the day, I don’t want to have that extra layer of complexity in my life. I ended up just sticking with Windows. I will probably give Linux Mint or another distro a shot in the future, but for now I’m only on Windows.