Joanie Parker

I was hanging out with my neighbour a few months back. When I listed off how fucked kids today are…

Then I remembered he has two young boys and they’re growing up with this dystopia as their present and future.

I apologised once I realized his family is directly affected.

He said “Oh I already know they’re fucked.”

I straight up just install it on any pc I touch. I don’t care if you don’t want it.

I love that you two think the idiots in charge didn’t know it was a school.

Hey nvidia gamers, don’t turn it on. Thanks. - sincerely everyone else.

Trump… Elon… This dick bag.

There’s no in part. It’s 100% because if this bull shit being forced down everyone’s throats without consent or lube.

Drug by geordi keefer

Ended a long time ago.

9/10 times I take the second box. I’ve lost $1k on dumber investments.

You don’t buy a lot of games judging by the latter part of that statement.

Was given a HP LaserJet before 2020. It’s been over 5 years. I have yet to replace toner in it. And I was given a BUNCH of toner for it. Injets are a joke.

Don’t lump the two together they’re not even close.

I’m 38 years old. I will not verify my age or identity. I’d rather not use the internet.

Already does.

Probably like $4k each.

Luckily for Californians they are not on an Island yet. They will just drive to a neighboring state for a cheaper price.

You know this was the line our sex ed teacher gave us in 5th grade.

Except about masturbation.

Fuck it’s already spring forward! Mother fucker.

This morning when I looked at my manicure. Even though it’s time for another. I love my nails and they make my day when I take a few seconds to look at them.

This just in, Sony announces they HATE money!