It’d be like Pain and Gain. Throughout the move they would have to keep reminding the audience that it’s based on true events.

God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

Where did you work? What kind of Boomer clients did you serve?

I worked fast food in '03, it was closer to 50/50.

Not knowing anything about French, this was my assumption and reasoning.

didn’t watch anime in that time tho

You poor soul. How did you survive? Can you teach us your ways?

Yup. California Dept of Public health said basically that.

You got COVID? Whatever, just wear a mask on your mandated in- office days.

https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CID/DCDC/Pages/COVID-19/COVID-19-Isolation-Guidance.aspx

Step 1) Be Attractive.

Step 2) Don’t be Unattractive.

(Attractiveness is subjective)

The analogy I always liked was:

Success is like a carnival dart game.

If you’re poor you probably don’t even get a chance to play. Maybe once with some help from friends and family. But even then, the odds are still not good.

If you’re middle class you can afford a throw or two, significantly increasing the odds of success.

If you’re rich you can afford to throw as many darts as you want until you succeed.

My hometown has an intersection of Miller Ave and Miller Ave.

Yup. First thing I noticed, too. Where’s my blankets? And by blankets I mean cheap unzipped sleeping bag I’ve been using as a blanket for years.

Activated Almonds, I’m sure.

Is CyberNews’ data checker safe? Or is entering an email just confirming a valid email address to the breachers?

Where are the patriotic Ukrainian beavers in that picture?

Depends on the art. High contrast imagery is generally considered developmentally important.

Michigan State Study

The “catch pads” are where they screw you over. They have to be changed regularly. My wife has had to change the pads more than buy new ink. And then you need a $10 code to reset the counter ON TOP of the pad.

Also Fuck Epson Ecotank series.

…again

Look kids, Big Ben

Ehhh…bloody poops would have plasma in them.

Dude, I made it like 80% of the way through that movie before I noticed it was Romeo and Juliet. I felt so dumb when it hit me.