Don’t like the show? Change the channel.

You should absolutely never hear this from your doctor. It’s not cool, and feel totally free to convey that in any way you feel like expressing it, there’s no wrong way. Also ditch them if you can.

It’s so gross.

Exactly. HATED that and the Clifford books as a kid for that reason.

Right???

“This character is a freak, let’s make fun of them for being different, even run them out of town.” Character saves their lives, usually using the thing that makes them different “Hey everyone, this character is the best, we love them!”

Acceptable theoretical moral: Love everyone. Actual implied moral: Love everyone because you’ll never know when they might be useful to you.

There are many more times that punching someone in the throat IS the right answer than you think.

BroForce. There are enemies, but it’s totally just blowing shit up with parodies of action movie heroes. Lots of cascading explosions, very satisfying.

anxiety + immersion = all better!

They’re all on the same side. There’s no reason for fake opposition at the moment because we’re just ignoring the law, so it’s been toned down.

Changes in barometric pressure.

Would work for commercials, too

I’d rather surf the web like it’s 2002

“Happiness is a choice.”

Meeting up with people somewhere. Bonus points for getting there first.

User: “You spell ‘42’ with a ‘Q’ and a ‘^’, right?”

I’d rather they just make a third game. Especially since they blocked the fan-made one when they hadn’t done anything with the IP for years.

so…they replaced the guy on watch, right?

If you use Gnome and Flatpaks there is an app called Authenticator on Flathub