Kompressor
Comedian. Scientist. Satirist.
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The brook babbled. And I took that personally.
Kompressor @lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sometimes we create our own problems.English
17·10 months ago“Well you see there is generations and generations of ghouls that have made their entire livelihood off the established and continued monopolization of vital resources such as water and power and for some reason the rest of us haven’t gotten together and solved that clear and obvious threat to everyone and everything collectively, I know I don’t get it either.”
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Under feathered swansEnglish
13·10 months agoI hate its little zergling arms.
custom bowling ball towel
Kompressor @lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•A billionaire rises to the occasionEnglish
382·1 year agoIt’s extremely spot on that instead of doing obvious things that would better the city they just invest in a bunch of industry and tech instead. Very on the nose. Especially the Dark Knight Rises Batman where he had a clean energy program that was the answer to the energy crisis or whatever they were in but he just didn’t do it because he thought ‘the world wasn’t ready’.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump is living in a Russian-made 'disinformation space,' says Ukraine's ZelenskyyEnglish
162·1 year agoIt’s the same false reality bubble that got Putin to think he could take Ukraine in 3 days, Same one that made Britain dipshits think Brexit was going to be a golden age and it was the opposite, and now Trump and his republican dumbfucks are under the same illusion that rewinding the clock to the late 1800s and trying to force this country to be a christian kingdom of conformity and idiocy will be a good thing long term and not spell the end of this place allowing China to finalize their technological power takeover and become the new pinnacle of influence on the planet. Wouldn’t be surprised if all of these very priceless high level intel all roots from China.
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World News@lemmy.world•Zelensky's trust rating increases to 57%, survey shows, contradicting Trump's claimsEnglish
16·1 year agoNot from the article but I’d just add “Donald Trump’s most recent approval rating, according to a Gallup poll conducted from February 3-16, 2025, stands at 45%. This is a slight dip from 47% in late January.”
Idk man in that analogy our plane never flies ever again and is just a smoking fucked up broken mess where it was supposed to land. Doesn’t seem that great lol
Washing away the brutal bureaucracy of the Devonian period as well smh.
500 lefts make a right
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Envy is a strong sentiment [Trump / Musk]English
43·1 year agoLmfao this isn’t a shitpost this is hilarious.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You are a stranded time traveler on a mission to retreive 100 Terabytes of important historical information to save the future; How would you get this data intact into 100 years in the future?English
8·1 year agoSome type of data crystal/diamond sneak it in to or on to a piece of art or jewelry in a museum somehow or maybe stash it in a statue or graveyard someplace that’ll persist and most likely won’t be changed much if at all for that amount of time. The organization that sent me on this mission surely had a dead drop contingency plan they have time traveling tech. Or I leave a clue carved in stone on the grounds of the one day HQ hoping they get the clue and can swap the data crystal out later. 🤷♂️
Culls for profit are actually cool and encouraged.
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World News@lemmy.world•Job hunting in Finland today — "When you hear you're one of 500, you realise how incredibly slim the chances are".English
173·1 year agoSeems like this is happening all across the planet, not coincidentally as another world war is looming. A bit of encouragement to boost recruitment numbers. The 5 year time table changed to 3 last time I checked and that was months ago. Who knows what they actually think the timeline is. Seems to be accelerating only.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump's USAID gambit backfires as American farms now threatened: reportEnglish
232·1 year agoSurely they’ll still buy those goods and give them to Americans. They aren’t just dissolving programs and making money disappear, couldn’t be.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump Officials Try to Walk Back Gaza Takeover Plan: Live UpdatesEnglish
10·1 year agoWell yeah he gave away the actual plan now lol
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pics@lemmy.world•Flag flown upside down as sign of distress outside of US State Department building todayEnglish
15·1 year agoThere’s only one way this gets stopped. And the people that would need to do it think they’ll have a ‘prime minister’ title when the dust settles and not that they’ll be chucked out a window. It’s some weapons grade stupid and apathy letting this happen and they’re just hoping that god king chooses to keep them around it’s all so pathetic



Sounds like mental illness but its epic because money.