I’ve heard of this before, and I don’t understand… How far back do people bring their knife to whack the pit?

I bring my knife a couple of centimeters up. I don’t think I bring it down hard enough to do any serious harm to my hand… But the way people talk about this, it seems everyone is doing an anime stance of pulling a sword from their sheath, going as far back as they can, and scream while trying to cut the pit in half with their oversized sword. Obviously missing and cutting off their hand in the process.

Kikkoman, when he’s down.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

I know you asked for cli apps, and maybe you have already heard of it, but in case you haven’t, cockpit is a pretty nice web UI for managing your server (not just systemd services, but everything)

It’s a rats nest.

I guess he still has hair, it just looks awful.

I think that systemd oomd is pretty slow. I get a quite a few minutes of unresponsive system while waiting for oomd to do something. Honestly rebooting is faster than waiting for it to work.

I recently installed and enabled earlyoomd on fedora, and on an initial test, I still got an unresponsive system with the default settings, but after around 20 seconds or so, it killed the responsible process and I was able to continue working. Not perfect, but much better.

Did you just watch the same Ryan George sketch as me?

Yes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.

Most database engines support stored procedures. You don’t need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.

Not sure what you’re trying to say here… did you copy the wrong line from the script?

You’re missing the party where the man that approached Tucker had tears in his eyes.