JayK117

I had a thought that he should drop the “Kid” from his name then I realised he probably calls his dick “Rock”…

It was the right day for it! … I’m going to hell aren’t I?

I mean the article was in January and no world leader was randomly starting wars with other countries, showing incredible mental deterioration or talking about testing their nuclear missiles and asking if they would go to heaven so I’m sure it’s fine…

Therefore these are going to sell out:

Clown car

“No I said a box of Razors!”

More often lately…

Because someone wants to know if you use the calculator to spell boobies (8008135)

I bet Putin joked that he would throw an opponent out the window once. I think it went well… for him

Bring new meaning to the phrase “better luck next time!”. I would also expect some sort of suicidal hashtag trend like #imatryagain

Death stranding

I reckon the meeting about the tokens went something like “okay, how can we monetise this?”, “Okay hear me out here… monkeys!.. digital monkeys!”

Money. I feel my depression holds me back from networking and seeking and gaining higher paid employment. A lot of glass half empty and “I wouldn’t be considered” thinking

Pretty sure I saw an article once (might even have been a post from a CO) saying they take any dead bodies to the ambulance before recording time of death. Artificially gives them 0 deaths in custody or something

I feel like he’s trying to see how fast it can be done

It wasn’t about race, they just really hated those people, they just happened to be black… and they didn’t hate people that just happened to be white. Nothing to see here. / s

Sounds like these threads are becoming… unravelled…

Therefore any company that puts out notices or alerts via Twitter should immediately exit the platform. Running their own server on mastodon would be a better bet

Fediverse therefore we are Feds