Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was “if that’s what you need to do, then do it”. Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn’t even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

Same, we will sell the house and other assets but it won’t be life changing.

Lol I had this convo with my parents, I told them it’s their money and I don’t expect to get anything.

Is that a ‘full throated’ endorsement? Hear that’s popular with the MAGA crowd.

Oh me too but this kid was serious. F as in phantasm

My personal favorite I overheard was “N as in pneumonic”

Relevant video: https://youtu.be/91FQKciKfHI?si=u1vdSvgJLG46bFM3

Funny enough you can barely see it during the day

I know a few Hispanics who really don’t like being Hispanic. Like refuse to talk in Spanish but when abuela calls he will.

I had a friend from Germany say the same thing, didn’t call them out on it but man I laughed later.

Glad you’re keeping up on me 😊

My record for pee smelling after eating asparagus is under 20 minutes.