I’ll comment here or there to help out.

People can consent to taking drugs. Children cannot consent to having sex.

I like Jerboa.

Same. And it’s weird because it’s not even my favorite game! But it’s so repayable that I have thousands more hours in Skyrim than any other game I own.

Bilbo finding a random ass ring in the pitch black labyrinth of an underground cave.

He should make a post about it!

The syrup goes on everything.

You would be right, but that’s where the syrup comes into play.