Donald Trump the Science Guy!

that’s not a bird, that’s a blue razberry snow cone with 2 jelly beans for eyes

Incredibly privileged of you to assume everyone else has your spoilt middle class educational background

uhm, actually, it is in fact YOU who is the privileged one in this scenario, no I. check, and furthermore, mate

MOUTH COOL!

MOUTH COOL!

losing half of my income to imagine a version of myself with the other half of my income? I can do that for free. what on earth is supposed to be the upside here? one that’s so great I’m losing half of my money?

Yeah…he literally put $1400 in your pocket, assuming you’re American, at the beginning of his administration in response to the covid-19 virus.

I am American. He literally didn’t do that. I’m not going to dox myself any further than I already have on 3 years of hexbear but I was disqualifies from claiming any money out of a thin pretext. I absolutely could have used that money and frankly I deserved it as much as any other American did. $1400 was already a point negotiated down from $2000, and this was in direct response to a century defining global catastrophe

Americans will not line up out the door out of the polling stations to vote for a guy who, in time of great crisis, did the absolute bare minimum

I’d bet money on it. Joe Biden’s failure to do anything material for the public, the crushed railroad strike followed by what happened in East Palestine months later, his unquestioned backing of Israel, failure to materialize any meaningful student loan debt relief. He’s running the Obama playbook without any of the charisma.

My 100% honest, best guess is that Joe wins the popular vote and loses the EC, just like how Trump won last time

SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME I’M STUCK IN THE FUCKING WALL

Boooooooo

Rhodesia

no it has my waifu on it. my waifu is a delicately woven bamboo fiber square pattern in off white

Body pillow. I got one off of Amazon for like $30-$40 on a whim to try out sleeping with one. Can’t even imagine trying to sleep without it anymore

I got 15/23. I refuse to take the point on successfully guessing “Bilbo” because that was a freebie

r/chapotraphouse

Probably all the climate change shit

Also if you told a guy from 1923 that the world’s most industrialized nation was China they’d probably accuse you of lying

Jicama is delicious cut up into little strips and eaten raw. Never cooked with it though

oh hell naw who clicked the red bubble

“My mommy made me write this because you got your fee fees hurt”

Oh and if they made Civ 4: 2 I would pay $1,000 for that without thinking. I don’t even know what you would do with it other than make graphics more pretty but I don’t care I want it anyway