Don’t kink shame

I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

The Rock can’t lose. It’s in his contract.

Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

I remember this episode of “The Twilight Zone”

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

ACAB

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

Max Headroom becomes reality.

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

Fantastic

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.