The Barto
I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”
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At this time of year?
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
Firefox@lemmy.ml•450+ extensions now available on Firefox for AndroidEnglish
23·2 years agoMore pipe.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
science@lemmy.world•Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitusEnglish
4·2 years agoOhh fuckin hacks mate.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
science@lemmy.world•Video gamers worldwide may be risking irreversible hearing loss and/or tinnitusEnglish
111·2 years agoWHAT!?
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Wrestler Hulk Hogan helps rescue teenage girl trapped after Florida car crashEnglish
10·2 years agoDid he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Meta admits using pirated books to train AI, but won't pay for itEnglish
4·2 years ago
One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•When do we get to skip using money?English
5·2 years agoWhy would you check that, just wait for the checkout to tell you you’re broke.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Klingons are allies.English
4·2 years agoI love his shit eating grin when the other Klingon sees Jadzia.
Don’t you remember the great Kurzon Dax?!
Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Torture that not even the Cardassians would commit.English
3·2 years agoAnd I’m sure there’s a way to make that unnecessarily sexual, too.
You weren’t about to put your member away were you?
No I wasn’t.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
[Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation@lemmy.world•You know there’s a pregnant man emoji?English
16·2 years agoThat’s specifically for when you need to mention the 1994 Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger cult classic comedy Junior.
The announcement happens after they’re already inside.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Oh my childEnglish
20·2 years agoShe’s been traumatizing generations upon generations, mentioning nurse Ratchet to boomers and order and they will react in a similar way to us being asked about Kai Winn.
Edit: she deserves as many awards as she can handle for her acting skills.
It’s easy to play a villain, it’s not easy to play a person so utterly detestable and vile that the simple thought of her causes a physical reaction.
I can never hear the words “my child” and not think of her.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.English
19·2 years agoHave you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!English
29·2 years agoOhh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?
Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!English
103·2 years agoDon’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Notorious arcade gamer Billy Mitchell settles suit over Donkey Kong world recordEnglish
5·2 years agoYeah that one, couldn’t remember which kill screen it was.
The Barto@sh.itjust.worksto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Don't think my phone runs Nvidia... or Wayland 🤔English
2·2 years agoCouldn’t it just be the grey one?
Free Egg And Rice.


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