Reminds me of the Family Guy bit:

“I’m a Seventh Day Adventist! We believe all the same things you do, but the sabbath is Saturday!”

“WHAT?!”

I think Pandora still has a free tier.

Oh, shit, I do have a lifetime pass and hadn’t heard of Plexamp. Thanks.

Hang on, we don’t know that it’s an enemy.

Megaman Zero, so I’m awesome, but fucked.

Yeah, when I saw “I don’t even know what Southern Strategy means” I knew you were in for a ride.

You’re going to need this.

https://lemmy.world/post/50674148

This is a genuine question. I’ve considered myself pro-train, but I’ve apparently never realized how vulnerable rails are, given the derailments in the UK due to heat. Is a large rail network even possible in the US? Would tornado season kill it in the midwest? Would the huge daily temperature changes in the southwest cause derailments?

For the same reason they crowdfunded The Hole.

And you are correct to do so.

SpaceX price is going up on this news.

You are correct.

I like soggy fries. I want to eat mashed potatoes with my bare hands in public.

I also like soggy cereal most of the time. You can suck the cereal milk out of it. If you want crunchy cereal, stop putting it in liquid.

“Tower, we’re losing altitude rapidly.”

“Skill issue.”

It loses a bit of the poetry on her part, but it still works.

Damn. She’s going to get him no matter who’s in the way.

Not that the real lyrics are much better. “Get with my friends” means different things to different people.

I always thought it was Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. Thought the guy repeating it was a Native American beating a drum.

If we’re thinking of the same song:

I want you deeeeead (time is a wheel in constant motion)

I want you deeeeead (always rolling us along)

I want you deeeeead (tell me who wants to look back on their years)

I want you deeeead (and wonder where those years have gone)

I think too many sites run on Google AdSense (if it’s even still called that) for that to be a problem. If they give up on Google, there’s not much point.