Step 1: Collect short phrases capturing the dumbest and most heinous things he’s done, and manufacture rubber stamps with said phrases.

Step 2:?

Step 3: Profit!

This is a premature April Fool’s joke, right?

RTFA

Why use WhatsApp instead of Signal? I don’t go near WhatsApp because of Meta, so I genuinely know very little about it.

No point; resistance is futile.

I’ll just see myself out.

More like Faux News

The word they’re looking for is “shitnami”.

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

Google does have a bad habit of pruning things…

I’ve heard that you can’t easily search your entire email history with Proton mail. Have you found this to be an issue?

Nah, it’s orange, so it’s probably not thinking at all.

What am I even looking at? The site doesn’t give any context for their products. Do these plug into old consoles?

Laughs in Firefox

The SAS token could have been set up with limitations to what file or files could be accessed. However, this particular link was configured with full access.

Apparently the AI researchers weren’t trained on how to properly secure SAS tokens, or were just neglegent.