See, I reckon if I did this in my year nine art class, she’d have told me it was shit. I suppose this is more of a reflection of Mrs Moran, that’s with an A not an O, than the quality of the work

Their British, what? Their barbarous, what?

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The whole of the UK granted 900k fishing rod licenses in the last year

I would never put the book as a comedy. Was the movie supposed to be funny?

Bacame an electrician, entry level job at a utilities firm, now team leader at utilities firm, went as a stop gap 21 years ago, never left

It’s an idiom, similar to you’ve made your bed now lie in it

In what part of the world are the woods?

PS5. Minimal games

Motorways can be a mile a minute, not a long commute

Book marked 😘

No way, not to drag up painful shiz, are you able to elaborate on the torture time warp? Feel free to not, obviously.

Depends what I’m scrubbing

World’s fastest Indian Happy Gilmore Law abiding citizen

I just wish all these fucks would get wrekt, evil hoofwanking thunder cunts

My Mrs always says, “I’m not being funny, but” the proceeds to be funny

So what you’re actually suggesting is an ultimatum, not really sympathetic. You’re lucky he gave a fuck what you thought

I went to a comic gig earlier this year and they did an advert for sky, I was livid and proceeded to not engage anymore and tell everyone they’re a shill