Denvil

I quite liked Battlefield 1 and Battlefront II :(

But is it a crime to get a cat baked? 🤔

Your soul would still be owned by the devil in the meantime, whatever that implies

I think Alderaan would like to disagree

Wait I thought they were just talking about butter on a poptart as a joke…

My tiny dog is shockingly not like this

Quiet, very rarely barks, first instinct when meeting a new person is to roll over for belly rubs, and quite smart and well behaved all round

Best dog I could’ve asked for

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

It’s not like there aren’t other disposable cups used, but yeah, very common

So uh… Is there a reason the windows are red, or does Doom guy need to get involved

My dad taught me to score them. I find it strange, scoring them prevents the supposed thief from being able to get the tag off cleanly, so they wouldn’t want to apply it to their car because it’d look sketchy?

Unlike your totally normal and not at all now damaged and sketchy looking tags?

Quit paying unfair taxes to the crown

I assume that

1. based on age

2. fake

Going to jail as a poor person means you lose your job

Going to jail as a rich person apparently gets you a promotion

Interesting

I broke my left arm 25 years ago. And it’s still broken today.

Healing bones is a perpetual cycle. You need that arm because you’ve lived with it, it made your limbs weak.

…may I see it?

Bold of you to assume EA doesn’t keep any little tiny scrap of info about you they could sell

Don’t a lot of people already pay companies to do their taxes for them? They’re just cutting out the end man and keeping the middle man

I have become addicted to tea in the last couple of months. Never touched alcohol because I just get the feeling I wouldn’t like it

Still a “no, I don’t want to make a god damn account” wall

Elepus

(Platypus)