“For 45 fucking minutes, 'n stuff”

FTFY

No, no, no, this was from 2008 and the “release” of the new LC model: https://www.ign.com/articles/2008/08/15/lara-croft-i-presume

They actually went with this photo (and others), but have since moderated themselves

This follows classic maritime law: You don’t have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

This one is newer: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-j9f95EJaTHg/VNBkM0cJhCI/AAAAAAAARzs/wIzGSSJkiCo/s1600/alison-carroll-kick-1210867833.jpg

You’ll miss the climate change transition period when the sea rises, the food and fresh water is almost non existent, and the mass migrations begin 😀

I can smell your neckbeard and fedora from here

That’s now called “drinking blood”

Ruined clothes 😱

Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

I love that ABBA song!

C’est la vie

Treat them like a HP printer

I’m not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.

Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There’s just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.

I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting

Ahhh, that vit D!

What if your friend is a vegan?

Out out?

Sadly, electric cars isn’t about saving the environment and the planet. Is is about saving the car industry

Postheating

Powermad is playing at The Hurricane!

That .heic made my eye twitch. Reminded me of my coworkers at work not being able to open a photo they took on their iPhone, and that they want to use on the intranet