So did you, Mr. Sgt. Choke and Stroke. An interesting coincidence, I’d say

Have you considered that everyone you know are actually rabbits in disguise?

Currently sitting in an Uber relying on autocorrect to spell for me. I don’t want to belly laugh and make my driver think I’m a crazy person fuk u

I read them all back in high school when I was a good, Christian boy. Loved 'em. Read them again within the last couple of years. Even with the faith aspect removed, they’re a fun enough read. Doesn’t take much brain power to get through them