Tinder date, my train was late so late so we meet at the train station and walked to the bar. On the way I had a smoke and he told me in lengths how he quit smoking a while ago and how good it was. That’s when I realized he talks with a fake deep voice, sounded like he’s trying to imitate Batman…
At the bar he switched between small talk and his seemingly hot roommate, he’s definitely not interested in, otherwise they would have had sex already (obviously!).

On the way back to the train station he wanted a cigarette from me.

Nothing bad, just weird flexes all over. The voice killed me…

It’s already too late for them so they forgot to smell it all up hence the odor. One afternoon in a nursing home per week can do wonders for people who haven’t Alzheimer’s already!

Sounds like poopy shoes but I guess it’s all about practice…

Are we gatekeeping drug experiences now?

The same way they pick up their dogs poop ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠˘⁠_⁠˘⁠)⁠┌

It’s a money kind of thing.

I spend my elementary school holidays working on my father’s farm. When I moved to my mother I started to work for her instead. Doing chores and taking care of yourself was simply expected. No actual choice, since grown ups were out working, sleeping or taking care of the things you’re not old enough to do.

There is a point where people simply can’t afford it to not parentify their children. And the people you perceived as “poor” simply didn’t reach that point.

I don’t want to say my parents weren’t at fault but in that exact moment in their life they had no other choice, at least my mother, who also leaned way more on us.

parents asking their teenage children for for rent

German here. I enjoy bashing US Americans as much as the next one, but paying rent to your parents is something I had to do after finishing school with 19 (did a social year first and then went to uni and had to share my Bafög). And a lot of people I knew back then, had the same situation at home. At least for families with low income this seemed to be not out of the ordinary.

Whatever MS office turned into and that I still have to work with it.

And how governments of “first world” countries so openly shit all over the citizens they should take care of. It’s not new but I feel like we’re reaching a new low every day and no matter where you look at, it’s the same just in different extremes.

Bad women’s anatomy would have a field day with that poor thing :(

It behaves, or it goes into the burrito wrap!

Your reaction was totally okay. I wonder why your girlfriend didn’t interfere right away. I would be so ashamed of my parents…

I always point at my older sisters 4 kids and remind nosy people that there’s already enough of “us”

Am I seeing an organ donation card on the desk? If so: nice!

Miss Misa Misa is old, yes, but calling here ancient seems uncalled for. But I guess the goddess part is not too far from reality. All baby beds are belong to her!

Agree, being in an environment that is tense, angry or violent makes me unbelievably uneasy. No matter if I’m involved or not.

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Tbh it is. It’s still disgusting but less disturbing. Thank you!

This is so not safe for life…

Whenever I hit my toe or shin or whatever on something I whisper to myself “I’m my own worst enemy”

I mean, yes, but the last points kind of belong together ¯_(ツ)_/¯