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2 years agoKeepin’ it high and tight.
My cat can eat a whole watermelon.


Keepin’ it high and tight.


My uncle always calls my cousin “fuckstick”. I wonder where it originated?


“jam some deer genes”. I don’t know if that would work, but they definitely have to film it.


I think you are onto something. He might be up to no good.


Stable genius.


RIP Coolio.


Also Texas. Tony Hinchcliffe told a story about getting kicked out of a Whataburger for being gay. His friend got arrested and held but not charged. This was 10 years ago, not 50. Texas sucks.


I can’t see the salmon…


My FIL’s father bolted machine guns on the roof of the Dearborn plant to deal with strikers. Henry Ford was not a good human.
Least Trustworthy.