I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

I don’t know what the gorram frak you’re talking about.

Exactly this. If anyone thinks Texas is just gonna absorb most of NM, you’re gonna have a bad time.

I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…

You know your JRPG’s.

Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”