Yeah! Now when he’s laying there on the ground all sexy like… let’s fuck him!
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CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
World News@lemmy.world•Far-right Israeli minister abuses and terrorizes handcuffed Gaza flotilla activists for days | BBC NewsEnglish
2·1 month agoHe’s done this before. He did it with the flotilla that Gretta was on. Dude has a well proven track record of being a piece of shit. I’m not sure why everyone seems to care THIS time.
Not the best look when a representative of your government is out kicking handcuffed protesters.
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
World News@lemmy.world•Far-right Israeli minister abuses and terrorizes handcuffed Gaza flotilla activists for days | BBC NewsEnglish
3·1 month agoMmmmhmmmm can we hang him?
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment?English
59·2 months agoMmmm not the same , but similar.
My single mother was changing a headlight in our garage. Like any poor person worth her salt, my mother was using a butter knife because we didn’t have proper tools. I wanted to see what would happen if i crossed the cars battery terminals with the butter knife. I decided to make it look like an accident. I “bumped” the butter knife and it locked into place across the terminals. Sparks shot from both ends when it made contact. From the center out the butter knife started glowing red from the heat. It all happened so fast, i smacked the butter knife free with my right hand. 30 years later I still have the physical scar across my middle finger, and the emotional scars of what she called me (admittedly deserved).
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
World News@lemmy.world•Iran claims direct hit on US F-35 stealth jet, video shows damage midairEnglish
61·4 months agoLooked like “mechanical failure” to me…
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
Technology@lemmy.world•Nvidia takes $5 billion stake in Intel under September agreementEnglish
8·6 months agoOh god yes…
The talking heads are going to point out how obvious it should have been at this time too.
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•AI boom adds more than half a trillion dollars to wealth of US tech barons in 2025
5·6 months agoThats been the game for years. I don’t think thats enough to offset the cost of electricity. I think their goal was to sell AI to business to replace workers. The problem is that it cant YET.
Eventually it will get good enough to replace some entry level folks, but this whole thing is one great big fucking swindle. When it does start to unravel everyone is going look back and see how obvious it was in hindsight.
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•AI boom adds more than half a trillion dollars to wealth of US tech barons in 2025
211·6 months agoYeah on paper. I can’t tell you anyone that I know who is paying for AI. The company I work for does have a Chatgpt subscirption. So i guess thats one.
My point is that we keep hearing about the AI spending, but im not noticing anyone who is paying or even enthusiastic about AI. Its a corporate buzzword and C suites dont understand it yet.
Yet it accounts for 60-70 percent of the growth in the US markets. Does anyone want to take a guess at how this AI boom is gonna end?
This is the most predictable house of cards ever.
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that 'Foo Fighters' gets their name from UFO-loreEnglish
3·8 months agoDo joy division next… prepare to have your soul stomped on.
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If You Have Choice then Which part would you choose to be born in?
3·11 months agoYeah, well… Enjoy Manilla! Here’s to hoping i end up in a remote part of Tasmania.
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•Travelers to the U.S. must pay a new $250 'visa integrity fee'
96·1 year ago😂😂😂 they ticket mastered tourism.
It just keeps getting dumber.
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•Andrew Cuomo says he’ll run a third-party bid for New York mayor after losing Democratic primary
19·1 year agoThey’re preventing the change that’s actually going to allow the left win elections again. It’s pretty obvious that the Democratic Tea Party moment is starting. Who’s knows what this will be called years from now, but it’s starting. They learned nothing from what the party did to Bernie Sanders.
He knows he can’t win. He can only split the vote, and he’s gonna do it anyway.
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
News@lemmy.world•US court declines to block release of special counsel report on Trump
23·1 year agoThey declined to hear it.
Escape from Tarkov… Fucking hate that game!! I’ll be on tonight 7pm central if anyone wants to team up.
Hey! Quit fucking up their anti-sports circle jerk!
GO CHIEFS!!
CandyPants@lemmy.mlto
Technology@lemmy.world•Why the ‘mother of all breaches’ is a wake up call for everyoneEnglish
1·2 years ago“hop up here on the table so I can scan that ass”
Less than Samsung pays to AstroTurf r/android over there.




Make them pay back every penny that they gained by illegally colluding to raise prices.
This is simple, and thats how you know the clowns at the justice department aren’t serious. You’re giving them alight warning to NOT GET CAUGHT again.
I don’t give two shits if they go out of business. Capitalism can only work if the markers are free and you can’t point to a single free market these days. Three companies own every industry and fix prices. When thats done with illegal drugs, they’re called Cartels.