I sneeze multiple times when I become aroused and I have yet to encounter anyone else this happens to.

Once or twice a night she’d pop into my room, make sure I was good, then head back to the couch with my mom. I miss you so much girl. Visit me whenever you want.

People stop at 2?

There’s absolutely no way this bloated skin sack lives another 3 years.

I keep meaning to interact on here more and actually post stuff, but then don’t. This is almost exactly how my relationships with people IRL are. So… a little bit, yeah.

Psssh, next you’ll tell me people aren’t saying “hail to the king, baby”?

You mean you don’t know the classic hands up and head her head to kiss her move?

Stories like this are what I cling to these days. But it’s a double edged sword. We know they’ll be illegally intercepted and stopped. We know the world governments will ignore it. But seeing good people refuse to sit by idly is still powerful. I know I’m just some guy, but I’d love to be there with them. I wear my “FEED GAZA” shirt but it feels like nothing in comparison.

My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

Warm beer and cold coffee are the same temperature.

sees meme posted on Lemmy

looks inside

@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world

I just see a pair of tits. I can’t tell if I’m missing the joke or getting the joke.

I can’t answer that question but I’ve always wondered why anyone switches to Brave. I installed it a few years ago because I heard it was privacy focused and it immediately hit me with a bunch of shit about crypto and rewards or something. I uninstalled it immediately.

That was fascinating to read, thank you!

I’m more of an Emergent Time/Timeline Curve theory guy. The others are cool for sci-fi and stuff but I just can’t conceive of that being how it works.

Closed Loop Theory seems like too cheeky of an explanation. It’s basically a bait and switch. Like: “What if you did thing? But then DIDN’T do thing!” with the answer being “actually you did but just later”. To be fair though isn’t the theory really just saying the universe will correct itself somehow?

Also since you seem knowledgeable on this, something I’ve always wondered about: is their any theory centered around our frame of reference having a past but not a future? As in we’re blazing the trail forward like an ice breaker ship for everyone else to follow? There’s probably a million fundamental laws of the universe that makes that impossible.

Sorry, I’m not very smart, but I do kinda love this stuff.

I’ve read your message and the OPs like 5 times and I still have no idea what is being described… I might be stupid.

His future self showed his past self the lottery numbers through the open window

Got it. We’re good so far.

but he closes the window, so his future self can’t show them to his past self.

This is what I’m stuck on. So he didn’t actually? I get the irony of saying a paradox doesn’t make sense but I’m not even following the thought experiment. His future self opens a window and says “Hey, get some paper and a pen, I’ve got some winning lottery numbers for you!” and his past self goes “Oh boy!” and then immediately CLICK (closes the portal) before ever being shown the numbers.

Could it be restated to say he gets the numbers from his future self but then 30 years later just forgets to do the same thing for his past self?

Ah, that makes sense. I was familiar with the “unalive” expression from YouTube and knowing how demonetization-happy they get. But I hadn’t really considered other platforms doing similar things.

What the fuck is with this trend of censoring words, even non-swear words, in images? I’m seeing this all over the place lately.

if consentToDataGathering:
    gatherData()
else:
    gatherData()

Wow, holy shit. Fuuuuck Marty Stratton. Straight up childish and vindictive behavior.