you don’t realize it’s about anal

I hope Godzilla and Juliet realize their love for eachother…

Plug your old laptops into your living room TV, buy a wireless mouse/keyboard combo, and you’ve got the ultimate media machine that you have full control over. I always do this whenever I move.

Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.

Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.

Powdered milk for more milk per milk

this is the mandildo effect in action dude

I could have sworn he had both arms on his side

okay ❤️

yay ❤️

ranch is good

oh so you like chunky mold dressing huh blue cheese has mold in it

blue cheese has mold in it never forget

You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going

Deltarune Maus real…

I’d like to know more about this emergency goat cheese. Was it behind a glass compartment with a tiny hammer?

Gonna start sending this to people randomly in the hope that they are an alt account in order to royally freak them out

yeah nah I agree

Lemmy still has its flaws at times, nowhere is perfect or fills the hole other spaces online that have gone shit have left

I can at least take solace in knowing that there are like, actual people here. even if some of them suck sometimes

I always love these shitty “replace the enter key on a keyboard” news thumbnails. Like, ah shit, accidentally hit the “Domain Name Registration” button on my keyboard.