Imagine having a gambling addiction, struggling to overcome it, then your phone auto installs gambling apps…

When I was in college, one time a girl came in the bathroom, blabbing on the phone, and just… talked the whole time she was peeing. Like it was perfectly normal

Jokes on you, my dresses all have pockets

Only one way to find out!

I like my hatred finely aged in an oaken cask

It’s absolute BS that the “tipped” minimum wage is lower than for everyone else. Tipping is supposed to reward you for excellent service, not subsidize the fucking company