Bro Why does your shit look like a pig with a mustache? still that hasn’t stopped me before from beating my meat to it

“Food” is a bit of a stretch don’t you think

Yeah i typically don’t call anyone i love pussy i prefer “Titties” more especially with my kids.

Instructions were very clear and helpful i was actually able to peel my toddler with the same techniques

Mine commit war crimes

Nah bro those are the extra rare ones there are only 10 in the world

No you sick Fuck if i drank my piss what would the dog drink ,he’s gonna get thirsty

This gives me ptsd from that one r/interestingasfuck post after it became nsfw if ykyk

Wtf Do they eat the kids ?

Yeah she does have alot of holes

I am watching corn right now while creaming

Is this a sex thing or a cat thing or both?

It probably tasted like an old woman’s pussy with a hint of peanut butter

I already did

Ayo bro aren’t these for kids.

Bro murder is illegal

That kind sir would be a failed attempt at seduction