“But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian’s daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?” ― Mark Twain
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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Now that I think about it, Im the spare human. They would just speak to me like if they were the protagonists in a 1970’s Kung Fu movie and Im Pai Mie. “Filthy Ape! Once I defeat you, I will sleep next to mother, and you will sleep in hell! I would also like to be let out…”
Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.
5·2 months agoFuck yeah, bro! Its grape flavored!
She spins, like a top.
I removed mine and added a usb /usb-c plug. Its not like I was using it for anything else.
She’s a spinner.
2·3 months agoI still pronounce it as Eeeh Eeeh Uu Uu. Its just fun to say.
Batman checks his phone: “Fuck.”
1·4 months agoHey, don’t bring the devil into this, he doesn’t deserve that smoke.
I,for one, welcome our new feral pig overlords.
I don’t think everyone understands the reference…
18·4 months agoIt’s not that bad. But, really quick, how many droves in a fuckton?
1·5 months ago245k. Ol’ Billy wanted a million, but that’s what he got.
I had to click on it to show.
The waiter: “Open your mouth.”
Do you mean fungals?
If that elvis impersonator can do "Blue Christmas ", its a win.