I know I am. I wasn’t even born 100 years ago.

The only part I don’t like about Chicago deep dish pizza is you have to Chicago deep throat it to eat it.

It’s murder time again in America. The Johnsons awake and put on a pot of coffee before Mr. Johnson goes to work at the murder factory. Mrs. Johnson drives their 2 kids in their new 2024 Murder vehicle from Ford. The kids favorite class is murder 101 and murder is on the lunch menu today. Vote Reagan in 2025 and Make Murder Great Again.