I got it as a gift over the long weekend and I completed a blind run, about ~40 hours, ~5 or so days left on the in-game timer. I thoroughly enjoyed the game… so much that I immediately started a second run to explore other options. The choices are a bit more than just a secondary dialogue and different coat of paint, depending on how and when you do certain things.

All in all, as an original story with solid mechanics, it’s one of the better games I’ve played in a long while.

Like a monkey paw super power… X-Ray vision, but only if the person you’re looking at has a boner.

Booze floweth fifth.

Expensive and proprietary.

Were you the father or the father?

Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions

Arguably the best way to experience the game.

Miracle whip has it’s uses…but sure as shit not as mayonnaise.

Because everyone knows they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki…