Bitchin’ Summer by Agent Orange!

Definitely my favorite Lorn, that and Sega Sunset

He just like me fr

I think it’s because I’d need to be some sort of athlete and not just sit there eating cheese by the handful

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

Always quit while you’re ahead

God it’s morbid but this made me laugh so hard

This is why you recycle your gently used sex dolls

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

If you have a unibrow is that your face’s moustache?

Yeah I’m cautiously optimistic

Yeah! I got this exact model from costco, which is a hell of deal in my opinion: https://www.costco.com/tresanti-geller-47”-adjustable-height-desk.product.4000139627.html

But also, for a step up, I hear that fully makes really good ones: https://store.hermanmiller.com/standing-desks/jarvis-bamboo-standing-desk/2542428.html?lang=en_US

And if you’re a little handy you can just buy the legs and make your own custom top

An electrical sit/stand desk

Old Gregg??

Uncharted vibes

Your resignation letter should have just said “Now I’m about to roll”

Huh TIL

Potato chips are the worst for this

I couldn’t stand these guys

What happens when someone says " I hate you"?