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  • I’m still trying to understand what the hell Tessaract is… I’ve only moved over Lemmy in the last two weeks. Before I was banned on Reddit there was also something everyone was angry about different reddit apps.

    I’ve never understood any of this… I just want to talk to people, read silly shit and annoy everyone.






  • Wait… why is this a question…? I guess it’s the same as when people ask my why Adobe is so terrible, why HP is terrible or why Apple is so terrible.

    Companies eventually get so big and powerful they only care about companies.

    Stop paying for Microsoft, pirate is Stop using Microsoft office, Get libre office Stop using HP, get Lenovo or Dell instead Everyone everywhere should stop using apple.

    As much as I hate Apple/OoS and I do truly hate Apple… Adobe is the worst company on earth.

    Easiest way to explain it is that Apple and Microsoft exist just to steal all your money Adobe not only wants to steal all your money but they wanted take it all then make you pay so they can lazily explain why they took your money. HP is in the corner breaking all your furniture so they can charge you a fee to fix it and put Microsoft, apple and Adobe trash on it.



  • How many IT security people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 to Palm the work off on the service desk and another 250 to block service desks access to be able to screw in the light bulb.

    Another few hundred to make it seem like the original IT security were actually useful… IT support get are still at the same amount of people… They do the work and they get the blame.

    Might be obvious, IT security at my company have no fucking idea what they’re doing and just making random shit up to keep their jobs alive.

    I now have to do IT support with one hand tied behind my back…




  • Exactly, none of us even know who he is. But he felt he was important enough to create an entire documentary about Apu, crying that Apu was making Indians seem bad when Apu was crushing it.

    Then if you payed attention I talked about how unhappy I was that the Simpsons let us Australians off easy.

    I want to be attacked on all fronts because I’m a ridiculous human being.

    “dickhead” is something you call someone you like in Australia.