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I ride my bike everywhere. Don’t buy gas, need no license or insurance, can’t be tracked easily, no parking passes, and I can go where the fuck I want.

I heard that if you mix styrofoam into gasoline it becomes very viscous and sticky. It adheres to everything.

God damn that’s a good joke. Well done.

Artificial raspberry flavor is made from beaver anal glands.

Way back I worked at a call center for “Explore Talent”. We were located in Oregon but had to tell everyone we were in LA. They even had the LA weather forecast written on the board so we could comment on the weather. Super slimy job taking advantage of desperate people giving them false hope for money. I didn’t last the month.

Thank you for this.