I dont care HOW many stewardesses you’ve bagged!

PENGUINS CAN’T FLY!

You can sell your organs and body to Emory in Atlanta. We’ll, you COULD, around 2010 still.

$2000 cash, and you signed off your corpse.

I like to pick my own shitty clothes and dinner, at least then it isn’t rubbed in my face.

Obviously I’m not alone here.

Dude, hustle up to the bar and drink 13 beers like the rest of us, and fall asleep on the plane during boarding, after you’ve reminded the gate attendant that you’re mentally handicapped.