Dude, my arms kept falling asleep at night. I randomly mentioned this to my physical therapist (I was there after a knee surgery) and he put me on a massage bed and pulled my head. Not like some quack chiropractor, but just slowly pulling my head, stretching my neck. Fuckin problem went away and never returned. Closest thing to real magic I have experienced.

Did you sleep in a chair, or sitting in bed?

Fuck, it’s a good strategy

Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

(cigarette)

Woah, thank you for this tip! I haven’t heard about this project.

No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)

I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao

Found Dick Cheney

Show them license, registration, stuff like that to show compliance. Be respectful and say shit like “i respectfully decline to answer that question, sir”. If they want to search you or your car, say “I do not consent to a search”. They’ll probably search anyway, but even if they do find something, it does not hold in court, because the evidence was collected in an illegal manner.

Ooooh, tell me more about this mythical wire

Yooo, this sounds funny as frickin heck. Anyone knows this?

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.

I dunno why, but I’ve never imagined drowning as being painful before

Yeah, it’s supposed to be the worst pain

Execute everyone.

Idk, I prefer B3 with Leslie

My headset, watch, powerbank, Nintendo switch, my TV remote

This is awesome!