No

“Tastes just like the real thing” is a sure sign that it is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike the real thing

As more Jews die, evidence mounts that Nazis share blame.

The number of tankies in this thread is just epic

It’s not a social construct, it’s a legal concept

… and other fairy tales

I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

For real. Once I retire in a decade or so, I’ll try to live off social security for as log as possible, but once I need to dip into my savings, I’m just tapping my kid’s inheritance. At that point, death is the only financially rational option.

Yeah, that’s not a danish, that’s an entire cake. It’s 14 ounces.

Around 2004-5 I regularly stayed at a large chain hotel near Tucson airport (something like Doubletree, but I’m not sure if it was that one). They charged a daily fee for the phone in your room. Not for using it, mind you, just for the phone being there. And no, they did not have rooms without phones.

Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one

“Aside from people who [benefit from self-checkout], it’s hard to see who benefits from self-checkout.

I’m at 17, no lie.

During the 2022 cycle I made the mistake of donating to a lefty cause, and this year I was getting up to twenty (20) grifting emails a day. Just a few well-crafted email filters later, it’s down to zero. For texts, as soon as one comes in it’s “block and report as junk”. I’ll keep this up until I have every fucking number in the US listed as junk I don’t care.

A lot fewer people could move to Wyoming and give the Dems 2 more senators.

Their idea of a “tech worker” is an angel investor

“Documentation”

Spoken like someone who never came close to SAP

Por que no les dos?

They probably just need a drink. Offer them a Molotov Cocktail.

WHERE IS IT