He looks qualified to own be a car wash.

https://www.youtube.com/live/mrRlFZSBrJQ

Only the shadow knows…

https://www.youtube.com/live/mrRlFZSBrJQ

2 year lifecycle and a 3 year payment plan.

So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…

This concept could be an entire Lemmy community.

I always called them “arrogant for no reason”

Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.

Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.

It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”

Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?

Roussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.

Nail gun lobotomy? Or maybe that was my band name in the 00’s. I don’t remember for some reason.

I’ll call it Windows 11.

If you fry it do you falafel?

That’s a mom that knows that they’re ALL much cuter when they’re alseep.

Raw irritated penis

I can tell when the batteries on my cordless mouse have died. There’s a strange feeling of resistance when the mouse is active, but when it’s dead, nothing.

I’ve been saying this for months. How long until 47 “has a stroke.”

Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.

So a shitgun instead of a poostol.