To „smell nice and impress the ladies^tm“ Or a bit more honest: because of influencer-marketing.

As I always tell my 9th graders:

„If I can taste your perfume by walking past your classroom, it’s a tad too much.“

Rules for knife fights:

1. DONT START ONE (if one starts in close proximity, refer rule No.2)

Male reindeers don’t have antlers during winter.

That’s just Aspic. Put some veggies in there, slice it and put it on a slice of bread.

Ahh yes, the elusive „Butt-Kebap^tm“

yes.

I‘ll just give you this screenshot from last October.

Well… it might surprise you, considering the context of your comment but you are partly correct: Humans did in fact not evolve from Monkeys.

„I also choose this guys wife.“

Rape is about dominance and power. If a guy rapes another guy in Prison, that doesn’t mean he’s gay.

Yes, but only in French supermarkets.

I’m on 5h sleep per night for the last five years. So you may have a point there. 🤷‍♂️

4chan is leaking…

No but I have some cunt trying to be smug in my lemmy-feed which is challenging me emotionally.

Turn based strategy or point&click adventures could be a good start.

Nonono you‘re mixing it up: the eating of the 12 tacos is done by the parent of the gay son to pay respect to all the „tacos“ the son won’t ever eat.

Compared to classical and baroque violin pieces, this is pretty simple. Even compared to a lot of folk pieces the violin part of this song is not especially difficult to play

Edit: I‘m not trying to say it’s bad. It’s just not as complex and it’s not trying to be.

Maybe not what you are looking for, but I‘m very happy with my Minox PL The Minox 35 series also has models that are completely manual, if you want to take on this kind of (pretty rewarding) challenge.

My wife is very happy with her Olympus tough ( I forgot which model, but they all seem to be good)

Half-life „Blue Shift“ And it’s great. Not too easy but surprisingly smooth.