Bustin’ makes me feel good, tho

Now THIS is shitposting!

I took it as a protestor of the government denying he was there in real time. Maybe there’s some nuance in his native tongue the translation misses?

It’s why he needs to share it as often as possible, with the most contrived excuses to keep it going. Love it

I love how long they have run that joke

Leo Carpazzi’s original lyrics: [Verse 1] I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly, to my surprise His trousers dropped right to the floor With his bottom bare, he ran to the door I said, “Frankenstein, what’s gotten into you?” He said “My dick is hard, and I need to screw!”

[Chorus] (He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (He did the fuck) That monster sucked and fucked (He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck [Verse 2] From my laboratory, I heard quite the racket Deep in the castle, the vampires jacked it The zombies all fucked in the graveyard grass Wolfman wolfed down Frankenstein’s ass

[Chorus] (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (They did the fuck) Those monsters sucked and they fucked (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck

[Verse 3] Oh, the beasts all fucked as the orgy spread Bigfoot gave the Headless Horseman head Swamp Thing jerked off in the castle moat While Dracula gagged from the jizz in his throat The fucking was wet. There was spooge like mad Igor decided to fuck his own dad The Mummy let out a horny moan When Medusa’s bare tits turned his dick stone

[Chorus] (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (They did the fuck) Those monsters sucked and fucked (They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck [Verse 4] Oh, but Frankenstein’s bride was the biggest slut Dracula got balls deep in her butt She got titty-fucked by a giant spider Jizz made the streaks in her hair much whiter She fucked every monster; come one, come all Her three holes were filled like a bowling ball And while monsters all fucked his undead bride Frankenstein just jacked off and cried

[Chorus] (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck (The monster fuck) And do the graveyard fuck (The monster fuck) Those monsters sucked and fucked (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck

[Outro] One more time (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck (The monster fuck) And do the graveyard fuck (The monster fuck) Those monsters sucked and they fucked (Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck (The monster fuck) Monster Fuck

Detached Cutlet

Surely it will work out well here, right?

Ribbit

It sure has been, but there’s was a time not terribly long ago when there were regulations and actual competition. All that’s gone now, so it’s not getting any better

Yes! After exiting out fully and revisiting, I have it working. Now I wonder how much voyager will cache in a session and when

I did try that but it’s just the ghost there from the start. Oh well, the link to the site worked fine

Dang, doesn’t work at all on voyager

A schooner IS a sail boat, STUPID HEAD

It’s a schooner!

Now THAT’S pod racing!

I see that. I usually block out other language instances, but I keep those whacky Germans around in the hopes I can absorb their dankness through some sort of text-based osmosis

What the hell happened last night?

Ah, so we’re just out here to change the names of bodies of water. Way to tackle the issues, champ…

What a bunch of sick freaks. Those poor girls