Meanwhile, Fluttershy is clueless, and Rainbow Dash just says you should put a turbo and nitrous in it … which is what she says about every car.

as God intended.

A damaged exhaust manifold caused a coolant leak, eh? What, did the exhaust manifold fucking explode and shrapnel from it damaged the radiator hoses?

Rarity, I love you, but you don’t know shit about cars. I think I’ll at least take a look at it myself.

You sure do have one hairy grandma.

if she is doing her paperwork correctly.

Do you really think she’s the paperwork type?

She thirst-trapped Spike into doing all of that for her. (But Spike sucks at tax paperwork.)

We’ve been here since the beginning…

…waiting.

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Compressing the springs (actually the pistons) isn’t too difficult. Just use a C-clamp pressing against the old brake pad, and open the cap to the brake fluid reservoir.

Habitat For Humanity is the real hardware store worth looking at.

Anywhere else is a last resort.

Beans are out, ponies are in.

Yeah, but introvert monsterfuckers are even less likely to meet the monster, because they’re sitting alone at home fantasizing about monsters.

Yeah, but IMO, chocolate is hard to screw up. Even very shitty chocolate ice cream is still pretty good.

If you find yourself in a situation where you only have shitty ice cream available, always go for the chocolate.

More pony! More pony!

Is normal for horses.

They’re only starting now?

True humor transcends language barriers. If you have difficulty being funny in a different language, it means you’re relying too heavily upon puns.

On one hand, maybe we as a society should move past child abuse being played for laughs.

On the other hand, a ham-fisted government ban is probably not the right way to accomplish that.

Obviously. That’s why they’re called parental controls.

If she asks, tell her Fox News went out of business. Very sad.

No, grandma. I’m not going to be an enabler for your Fox News addiction.