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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Life 3,026 years from today

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Life 3,026 years from today

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    If you go double or nothing, we can talk about

    In the year 2525

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      In the year 2525
      If man is still alive
      If woman can survive
      They may find
      …

      • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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        You beat me to it!

    • NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world
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      If man is still alive

    • fjordbasa@lemmy.world
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      I’m reminded of a White Stripes song-

      Oh yeah you’re pretty good looking for a girl

      But your back is so broken

      And this feeling’s still gonna linger on

      Until the year 2525 now

  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    In the words of boomers: “I’ll be dead by then and that’s someone else’s problem.”

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    This meme will not age well.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Where’s that reminder bot when we need it?

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    https://lemmy.world/post/13242316

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