My face when someone has the audacity to judge us:

That’s not judgment.

This is judgment.

I was uhh was just scrolling by. That’s right. Yup.

Ok, I’ll take the criticism from Kira, but I feel like Odo spends all day sitting there conducting a manual dragnet of the texts of literally everybody on Deep Space 9 just in the off chance he discovers someone talking about something illegal and I really don’t think he has the grounds to throw me shade.

I was going to make a joke about couples that like to be watched, but that is so not Odo.

Oh, hi there!