I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.
Um, I get isekai’d into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.
My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.
I die with a smile on my face
Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess

not so sure…
It’ll be nasty, that’s for sure, hope it’s at least quick too. Quick and nasty isn’t soo bad, right?
Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.
Cârcel means muscle cramp in Romanian, so that’s another inconvenient way you might go








