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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

A great job description

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A great job description

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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    3 years ago

    “Ooh that’s really cool” is not what I’d expect to hear after saying I’m a software engineer

    • writeblankspace@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      tbh if I hear someone is into tech I’m interested

      like yay someone with interests!

      and others who aren’t interested in tech are interested anyway because what we do sounds like some sort of witchcraft to them loll

  • Rediphile@lemmy.ca
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    3 years ago

    She matched with you because she wants to fuck. Ask her out bruh.

    • Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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      3 years ago

      Yeah, software engineers are not cool, so she must really want the D.

  • themusicman@lemmy.world
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    3 years ago

    That’s called “working on a team larger than 1”

  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    3 years ago

    ?? Not in 30 years have I run into such a thing.

    • saplyng@kbin.social
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      It’s been a week and my CEO still hasn’t responded my email asking for scope clarification for a project he asked me to do…

      • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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        3 years ago

        Nothing ever gets done in the second half of December.

        • GregoryTheGreat@programming.dev
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          3 years ago

          More like between thanksgiving and the near year.

          • CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee
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            3 years ago

            I find we’re most productive in far years.

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