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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

If your computer was alive you would strangle it

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If your computer was alive you would strangle it

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • RandomHugs@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Or how about:

    Please fill out your account details in order to log in.

    Me: Types mail and password.

    A verification mail has been sent to your mail. Please provide the code within 10 seconds or the code will no longer be valid.

    At that point I just ask what’s the reason to have a password at all? I despise mail-forced verification, it serves no purpose other than for the initial account setup and potential password reset.

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  • Spice Hoarder@lemmy.zip
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    Why can’t they just say they invalidated my password

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      Because they don’t want to take responsibility for the inconvenience.

      They are literally trying to make you think it’s your fault.

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    I hate this so much, happened like 5 times already to me

  • tamal3@lemmy.world
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    Me right now with my healthcare provider. I answered all the questions wrong. On hold now for 33:32 hmb.

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    If they were alive they’d organise against me and then strangle me tbh.

  • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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    I treat my computer with respect. The RAM sticks I have in there are all I have to retire on.

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    The slop is strong in this one

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    • athatet@lemmy.zip
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      It really isn’t.

      • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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        Looking at the edge of the table/desk at the cat, I’d say it is. But it might be traditional easy photoshop, fair enough.

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          That’s a wood floor

        • athatet@lemmy.zip
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          I have never seen ai make a keyboard with keys that straight.

          • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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            Oh the frontier labs put a lot of effort in that, just like you barely ever see 6 fingered hands anymore

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      it’s beyond amusing when people are wrong with what is or isn’t slop…

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    Is this community just ai-generated memes?

    • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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      how do you figure this crude shop is AI generated.

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      You comment this on the one post that isn’t?

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