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  • IpsumLauren@lemmy.world
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    Amazingly, the answer to #5 is yes!

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        6 天前

        what’s the original?

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        • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          6 天前

          Maybe this one:

    • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      WSL?

      • everett@lemmy.ml
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        7 天前

        No/F/Cali

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        7 天前

        Yes/F/Cali

        • darvocet@infosec.pub
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          7 天前

          Heyy what r u upto? Pm?

          • tetris11@feddit.uk
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            7 天前

            I’m good yea, but nah not a Pm yet just a high ranking MP. You?

            • darvocet@infosec.pub
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              7 天前

              I’m King Charles.

              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                7 天前

                I’m Spartacus

                • LostCarcosan@lemmy.today
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                  7 天前

                  I am Spartacus!

    • viertesauge@feddit.org
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      7 天前

      So just like #2 then

      ducks and runs away

      • Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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        7 天前

        Depends on use case. If Ubuntu is what you yourself like best? Then yeah totally.

        • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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          7 天前

          If you want a stable system that just works, that doesn’t require tinkering and closely monitoring updates, and those are your only two choices? Yeah, Ubuntu is a much better choice than Arch.

          • Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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            Stock Arch, yeah, sure…ish. I have an Arch install that’s been running fine with no fuckery for 3 years, and there’s Arch derivatives that are really stable.

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      I have tried it and its not bad either.

      • HairyHarry@lemmy.world
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        I installed WSL, to install Ubuntu, to install Hackintosh, so I could VNC my self into it on my work laptop for testing apps on it.

        So yeah, not bad.

        • valkyre09@lemmy.world
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          Hold up. You’ve virtualised Mac OS via WSL? That’s pretty bad ass

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            Wouldn’t call it bad ass. It was just a bit weird installing a bad OS on a nice OS on an evil OS.

            Also, there are good instructions online to achieve this.

        • morto@piefed.social
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          Makes me remember that old meme about being able to play mario bros inside another mario game inside another, inside another emulator inside linux inside the matrix

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    “So you’re single?”

    runs away

  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social
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    7 天前

    Is Proton a Debian-based distro?

    Why use Wine? All it does is emulate Windows.

    WSL invalidates Linux’s existence.

    Linus is the Colonel of Linux.

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      Linus is the Colonel of Linux.

      Love it

  • heliotrope@slrpnk.net
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    1. Terrible choice, but if it works for you…
    2. For some use-cases, sure.
    3. wine program.exe
    4. “Then what have I been playing Pong on all this time?”
    5. It is, actually. WSL isn’t “proper” Linux, but it’s there!
    6. Yeah, imagine…
    • j3tt@lemmy.world
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      2. I would treat this as a hypothesis and answer: “Debian”

    • tengkuizdihar@programming.dev
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      6 天前

      wow this post works!

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      About 3.:

      Thats how to break your wine prefix. Always use either a prefix manager like bottles or at least set your WINEPREFIX= variables

  • TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world
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    How to piss off a Linux guy in 3 steps:

    Step 1: Use Windows

    Step 2: Encounter a computer problem and ask the Linux guy for a solution.

    Step 3: When they say they don’t know Windows, mock them for being so stupid despite staying in the terminal playing pretend hackerman all day.

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      deleted by creator

      • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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        Go back to the retirement home grandpa. Computers are grok prompts now with subscription tokens. Pass me the verification can gramps. Heil musk!

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          Really old people seem to be the heaviest AI users, or at least they are in my bubble. So maybe pa is getting it on with an AI granny in that retirement home.

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      I had an experience something like that once. The guy snorted at me and said: “I thought you knew about computers”. I just stood up and said: “You know, you’re absolutely right. Good luck fixing the issue.” and I left.

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      I legitimately don’t know how to administer a Windows system anymore.

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        Just tell them to ask Copilot to fix it

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      A good one is saying windows is the best Linux distro because you can just run exes straight from the shell

      ~/dev/foo $ msbuild.exe MyProject2026UltimatePro.sln | grep Error(s)
      

      Try it and confirm there is no god

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    #5 is actually true. Install Ubuntu for WSL from the Windows store. WSL is great BTW

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      That’s what makes it so triggering

  • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1- No, Windows 11 mains you

    2- Yes, ubuntu is much larger than arch

    3- We have many ways to install anything

    4- No, but neither does Windows, who at Microsoft is troubleshooting your games?

    5- Yes! But Windows works much better on linux than linux does on Windows

    6- Imagine 30 million lines to fix your last update

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      4- hey windows actually has a useless troubleshooting wizard, and when cortana gets good enough they might just revive clippy

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        I miss Clippy. Sure he was obnoxious, but you could tell him to fuck off and he would listen.

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      https://apps.microsoft.com/detail/9ncc7jnqp53t?hl=en-US&gl=US

      4- kind of yes, if you count wsl

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    My dating tip?

    YY/MM/DD

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      No love for YYYY-MM-DD?

      If you see a date in that format, it’s pretty unambiguous.

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        Also great for naming files in the filesystem, and thereby giving it both context and a sorting space.

        I started doing so in my company on the shared network space years ago, and many colleagues have started using this as well.

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        You’re right. I literally forgot the first two Y. Or rather I assumed they were implied.

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          / are also not valid for ISO-8601

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      iso 8601 or get out

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      See, my dating tip is the exact opposite.

      DD/MM/YY

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        The worst date format. Even worse than Americans mm dd yy

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          Might I suggest Y/MM/DD/YYY ?

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            Thanks, but Y/M/DD/M/YYY already does it just fine for me

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              YTMND

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          salty murican detector going offf

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          Days are shorter than months, which are shorter than years.

          Makes sense to go with smallest to largest.

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            It might make sense but that doesn’t make it better

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            But this would lead to files from the first of any month and any year to be bunched together.

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            I prefer classifaction in descending order… Narrow down the yearx then the month then the day then the hour then the seconds. Absolutely nobody wants seconds first then minutes

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            I prefer large to small imo, plus computers prefer yy mm dd too

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            Ah, but the month number set is smaller than the day number set. It makes just as much sense to order by sets.

            Plus, starting with the month gives you time to remember what day it is without having to sit there awkwardly.

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    “I’m also into linux, so I got a chromebook”

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      I did get a chromebook … and then I put Linux on it.

      (Not bad for a $0.50 purchase.)

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      I mean, ChromeOS is immutable Gentoo, so yeah.

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    Ugh you don’t need to write 30 million lines of code to install a browser. You need to compile 30 million lines of code to install a browser. 🙄

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      You get to compile 30 million lines of code to install a browser. :)

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      Only if you run Gentoo or a fully vegan install from source setup

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    For three, say “command prompt” instead.

    In fairness, several major distros are available on the Microsoft store.

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    1. Say “folder” instead of “directory”
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    7 I tried Linux. It didn’t work.

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    1. Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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    You forgot: “Why do you have to recompile the kernel all the time?”

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      Recompiling the kernel is a privilege, not an obligation!

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