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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

Extra Milky

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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  • Malica@lemmy.zip
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    It’s already like drinking heavy cream how do people handle so much fat?

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    I had a roommate that loved milk so much, they would snort powdered milk regularly in the bathroom.

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    There is a drinking chocolate powder in the UK called “Galaxy”. Which is intended to be dissolved in hot water instead of milk, therefore it contains milk powder. But if you mix it into hot milk, it is really amazing!

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      Wait, really? I thought it was like nesquick?

  • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “We drink the combined milk! That’s 62% more milk per milk!”

    • Cave Johnson (probably)
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      Does the Milk comes in brick?

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        “It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of your milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No, it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. It’s not cheese damn it! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson

  • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
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    Yo dawg!

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      • billwashere@lemmy.world
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        Dammit I thought I was being clever. Guess I’m just slow.

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    Actually this is really common.

    In areas with unreliable power, powdered milk is much more common. People often do mix it super thick and spread it on bread.

    Obviously not a balanced diet but you could do a lot worse for a cheap meal.

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      You are so thick I could spread you on bread.

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        Your mom is so thick I spread her on bread last night.

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    Really milking it for all it’s worth.

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      18 hours ago

      I came to say that. Pls delete and think about your actions in a well ventilated room

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        Maybe if you didn’t stop to masturbate you would have been first.

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    Milk maxxing

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      Lactomax

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    What’s the mpm rating on this milk?

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      I’d say two, 'cause she already thought of it.

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    Have done this, it’s good. Excessive but good.

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    that person must have the world’s strongest bones

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      A glass of 200% milk a day keeps the bone-itis at bay

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        8 hours ago

        Doctors HATE this one simple trick!

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          But they love charging for the kidney stone removal.

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      they must be stopped before it’s too late! having bones that strong is possibly a threat to society as we know it

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    Milk2

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      Milk plus, followed by some ultra V with my droogs.

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    M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!

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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

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    Powdered milk is a miracle wasted on the poor, the fact that no company has jumped on “freeze dried milkshakes” that you just add water to shows that America has lost its entrepreneurial spirit.

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      Freeze drying doesn’t tend to work all that great on fats which whole milk has a lot of. Not tonsay it can’t be done but its generally more effort than its worth for the result

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      I once found cappuccino powder

      (Yes i did buy and yes it suck ass)

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      After discovering non-skim milk powder I pretty much stopped buying “wet” milk.

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        I haven’t had powdered milk in at least 40 years. Does it still taste like shit?

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          The cheap skimmed version does suck yeah. But the whole milk powder I’ve been using tastes just fine in cereal, coffee or anything I cooked with it.

          Much better than any other shelf stable milks I’ve tried and beats frozen milk hands down.

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