Send trump to iran. He destroys everything he touches.

How about murdering a bunch of their children? Only some sick heartless fucks would ever go that far with it.

Ohhhhhh yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh, I forget they already did that war crime.

“We just wanted to bring all the death to their schools too damn it can’t you see this was all for a reason?”

Lol, feel like this belongs in “non-credible defense”

Provide them British food?

Air-Drop horse condoms, to create penile insecurity in the population?

Bombard them with mp3 players loaded with ai/auto tuner music?

Open a McDonalds chain?

Get Trump’s guy to fix their swimming pools?

Fund their GOP party?

Send evangelical christians to proselytize?

Provide all you can eat Ivermectin buffetts?

Cancel all Tuesdays to improve Trump’s negotiating position?

Send Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashnerbanerpal and Gilgamesh to kick ass? The Punisher? Judge Dread? Steven Seigal?

Meme Coin Market bizarres?

DNA replacement therapy virus to turn camels into alpacas? Or consumer rebates for Cybertrucks?

Shitzus?

Does Iran have Netflix? Remove everything except for series finales, Melania, and a compilation of Trump saying nonsense

How to punish Iran? Convince the people of Iran to elect trump as their president. The damage and destruction caused to the domestic economy would devastate Iran even further.

The desperation is understandably obvious.

There likely were no convenient answers from AI either, and the outcome is much like what analysts at the Pentagon had predicted it would be - though Netanyahu somehow has Trump’s ear.

So now he’s left with crowdsourcing the problem.

Someone else commented that this belongs in the Non-Credible Defense topic. I fully agree.

I also stand with the other individual who commented that the US needs to ask for forgiveness. Immediately following that, reparations should be made.

Connected to this situation is the ongoing genocide and the Epstein files that have yet to be released as lawfully required.

Insult the Iranians for having better VA pay than Americans.

The gay bomb you won a Nobel peace prize for? Why don’t you use that? Nothing more destructive to a religious totalitarian government than turning gay. And while you’re at it drop it in red states too, maybe they’d be less pent up and murdery if they finally came out of the closet.

Couldn’t get any suggestions from AI.mil then?

What about ‘creative and unconventional’ ways to ask for forgiveness?

Dont start wars. No need for a billion dollar no bid contract, this one is on the house.

Give them a cuddle?

Stay true to your word.

Jesus Christ, I wish Donald had been lucid when the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs told him not to start this war.